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how to seccessfully escape the studio after Maury pro-bitch has informed you that the guy you're trying to scam is not your baby daddy

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as you may have figured out, I used to watch Maury. On the pregnancy test shows, when someone finds out the guy isn't the father, they yell "oh my god" and start running away. The camera man usually catches up to them. I think it's because they're taking the wrong exit.

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from You Only Have Freedom Of Speech When Nobody Is Listening, released February 15, 2010

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10 years of elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.

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