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all kids love spiked bat

by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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    It was going to be on a split, but now it's not.
    it's 37564 release #37564-012
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spiked bat wishes 00:24
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douchebag 3:16 says you're fucking dead 01:17
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your god laughs at you here, I'll show you *blam* see?
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bomb the oc before another shitty hair metalcore band is formed 00:44
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the 80s weren't that great
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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's photoshop 02:47
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the camera adds ten pounds the mouse subtracts wrinkles, blemishes, uibrows and coldsores moustaches, peach fuzz, cellulite and double chins 2s become 10s hags become milfs you become a star i become a god everyone wins
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sicksystemsoilbleedsblackillusions 01:16
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realdolls were invented because you fucking suck 00:53
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you invested so much into scientific research on how to make us obsolete so we made you obsolete in a matter of seconds with material softer than your wretched skin a truly perfect being immune to aging free of ulterior motives delusions of grandeur desire for control and best of all no pesky voice box this is equality we don't need each other slit your fucking wrists
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product of a gang bang 01:39
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they told you what? you look like you just found out you had cancer what you've got now is more than a tumor parasite on top of parasite was one night worth your life? we'll never see you again it already feels like you died you're at that age where you can't sit still you woulnd't be going through this had you just stayed put now you're not going anywhere ever again the ultimate sacrifice nobodys gonna appreciate it's a tumor!
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song we wrote when we heard Electronic Gaming Monthly was dead 02:17
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you see the same faces you laughed at on the way to the top on the way down and I'm sure we'll meet again impromptu slaughter of an incessant pawn she can't pick which dick but where she's going, none need blowing your little buddy with the cute logo and the glorified household appliance ain't doin so well these days make sure you stop to see him on the way down cast down from the clouds fading into the shadows dreams cast aside along saturns rings you thought you mastered the system YOU THOUGHT YOU MASTERED THE SYSTEM

about

we've waited a while to release these songs. They were gonna be on a 4 way 12" split, which got pushed back indefinitely. . .then they were gonna be on a 3 way split, but one band broke up and they're still doing this split with us under a new name and new material. . .so we're recording new material also. Here is what was going to be our segment of that split. It's more than a year old. it's about time it comes out.

credits

released November 7, 2010

all instruments and vox - Cory Monster
and a guest spot from K8

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all rights reserved

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