You Only Have Freedom Of Speech When Nobody Is Listening

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1.	quitting the internet (and then coming right back to it two days later) (free) 00:44	lyrics	download
my last chance for 15 minutes of fame has blown up in my face within ten give me good riddance it's high time when you see me in the street don't act like you've seen me before you shouldn't remember such things and i haven't seen the sun in several days i pull the plug and a zombie is born "i told you that's not me" get it through your fucking head no i won't sign your tits i'm a zombie i died to be famous
2.	Jen has herpes and gonnorehea 01:26	info
3.	george lucas is the biggest douche this side of tattooine 00:29	lyrics
ooh, ooh ooh, I know, I know. . .we'll videotape me jacking off to my Jar Jar Binks shrine, and stick it on the DVD as a bonus AWESOME!!! i usually hang myself from this doorknob and. . . . . .
4.	next time on maury, who mah baby daddy 00:29	info
5.	how to seccessfully escape the studio after Maury pro-bitch has informed you that the guy you're trying to scam is not your baby daddy 01:00	info
6.	in case you forgot, goth people still suck 00:14
7.	q:how many anime fan girls does it take to paint a wall? a: depends how hard you throw them 01:05

This is a compilation of splits, compilation appearances and rarities spanning from 2001 - 2007.

released February 15, 2010

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual Peekskill

10 years of elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.

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