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X​-​Box Suicide don't do it (split with Angry Norwegian)

by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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1.
Set Top Box 720 (the reveal) 00:57
lyrics
Someone's so lazy they can't even be bothered to pass off movies as games anymore they decide to pass off a TiVo as a console With built in required baby monitor cam to get the tinfoil snapback pack going mad Is that called innovation? When you neglect the one job you had? Those kids Supported you so long, you'll show them all what suckers they are Bring the crash. Nobody's got it right.
2.
-go home- 00:10
3.
for all the game stop boycotts that won't happen (the reaction) 00:28
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The things suckers sign up for, settle for, shill for First on the block to backpedal Who will be the first in the mob? Who will have the best excuse? These gamers or whatever you call them (nothing changes) They'll beef all year and then buy shit anyway (nothing changes)
4.
-go home- 00:29
5.
wile e coyote never switched from acme, why? (the hipocracy) 00:21
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Everyone gets what they paid for They just don't know what they paid for (do they?) I know what they think they paid for It's not what they actually paid for Bait switch taped live
6.
-go home- 00:13
7.
dat tin foil snap back swag (the nosiness) 00:30
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Just because you're paranoid don't mean they are not watching you Whistle blown right before e3 2+2 = you'll be sold out Caught wacking it to dead or alive 65, indecent exposure, 3-9 Looking for terrorists, found foul mouthed ten yr olds Arrested them instead. And Live was fun again
8.
-go home- 00:11
9.
Don Mattrick at your window with a boombox (the backpedaling) 00:38
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nobody backpedalled faster than you? Shamed into surrender How far back will they bend? False senses of control shift to and fro How they beg for second chances when they're backed into a ledge
10.
-go home- 00:10
11.
good god it's great to be gone (the relief) 00:44
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It's you It's this That shit that i don't miss Last great generation seems like an eternity ago Every choice is between the lesser of two evils nowadays Which evil won? (I look on in amusement) What sucked the least? Console wars won't end Even after all wars cease
12.
-go home- 00:20

about

Microsoft announced the X-Box One during the summer, and the mob gathered to cast them down from their pedestal for not making any mention of games for the new console, and making KINECT manditory, which made everyone suspect NSA involvement (and what do you know, that shit was true).

of course, all those kids are gonna buy the console anyway.
C'mon now. You know that. Don't you??

You're gonna buy it too, that's why we put this out just in time for you all to listen to it on the way to GameStop.

Enjoy

(PS - we do NOT give Sony any props, because we do not forgive and we do not forget)

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released November 4, 2013

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