grinchtown - 5 (equals peace on earth) single

by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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just in time for wayne brush iii day, we deliver this new song about a housefire.

a new x-mas single for 2015.


released December 23, 2015



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Track Name: grinchtown minus five (equals peace on earth)
arriving home from black friday shopping in the high end volvo adorned with antlers and red nose since this day exactly one year ago is the last thing she remembered before being awoken to find herself chained to a spinning wheel being pelted with balls of week old slush (for as cold as it’s been in these parts there have been no real snowstorms) by the annoyed neighborhood teenagers,
and the only house in town with the elaborate light show synced to Taylor Swift now glows in a very different way, the USA’s very own Fantoft.
the husband and 3 kids lined up on crosses in some twisted homage to monty python
picked clean by rats
she was buried in the burning debris of the garish eyesore she once called a home
and on december 25th, we all slept in