this song is about the god complex one possibly acquires when working as a photoshop editor for a "men's magazine". Those people work magic. They make some of the most hideous women look beautiful. You do that long enough, you see the fatal flaws in all the most desireables, eventually you start to think "you're hideous without me". You become desensitized to it. You don't think anyone's beauty is real anymore.
it's my fucking dream job.
this is the "single" version. This song is going on an upcoming 4 way split 12", and the version on that will be different. . .not that much different, but different.
the camera adds ten pounds
the mouse subtracts
wrinkles, blemishes, uibrows and coldsores
moustaches, peach fuzz, cellulite and double chins
2s become 10s
hags become milfs
you become a star
i become a god
released August 3, 2008
Kindergarten Hazing Ritual, and of course the illustrious Daffy Duck