continuing the war on x-mas (because there will be nothing better to do on that day because we are OLD)

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it's got your liner notes, and. . . .um. . . . .well. . . . . .just take a look.

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1.	all i want for x-mas is cobie smulders two front teeth (knocked out) 00:57	lyrics
witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch
2.	life vs. toys r' us kids (the rematch) 02:34	lyrics
the true spirit of christmas is the suffering of mankind because christianity is all about the suffering of mankind so we cause others suffering to alleviate our own and we're all left feeling empty in the end give of yourselves so no one will guilt trip you for not doing so preach love and charity to make yourself feel noble and righteous preach righteousness to bring down those who still enjoy this time of year and to make yourself feel better about the unknown answers after death anyone older than 17 understands misery is the true spirit misery is the true spirit anyone older than 17 understands this all too well

a new song
and an old song

being on grindcore christmas 2 just wasn't enough.

released December 15, 2012

us, ourselves, we

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual Peekskill

10 years of elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.

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