selling katy perry's tits on ebay for 60​,​000 and using the money to get Deadguy to reunite

by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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    for new years day 2011, a new single, kicking off our tenth year of existence.

     

about

this song is trolling everyone who obsesses over katy perry, by, how else, screaming about dismembering her and selling the only thing anyone actually remembers about her on ebay
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
and as you can see from the title IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

lyrics

all my friends are gonna be so pissed at me
for not inviting them over for a shot at you before you died
look who just lost their only assets to a crude machete and a shrewd business mind
teenage nightmare tonight
nobody was listening to you fucking sing anyway
everyones gonna forget you soon
so I must hurry

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released January 1, 2011

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