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realdolls were invented because you fucking suck

from all kids love spiked bat by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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just because we already released the most misogynist thing ever recorded, doesn't mean we were just gonna stop.

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you invested so much into scientific research on how to make us obsolete
so we made you obsolete in a matter of seconds
with material softer than your wretched skin
a truly perfect being
immune to aging
free of ulterior motives
delusions of grandeur
desire for control
and best of all
no pesky voice box
this is equality
we don't need each other
slit your fucking wrists

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from all kids love spiked bat, released November 7, 2010

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10 years of elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.

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