maybe she's born with it, maybe it's photoshop

from by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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this song is about the god complex one might develop working as a photo editor for a "men's magazine". The original version was posted here last year. This is the final version.


the camera adds ten pounds
the mouse subtracts
wrinkles, blemishes, uibrows and coldsores
moustaches, peach fuzz, cellulite and double chins
2s become 10s
hags become milfs
you become a star
i become a god
everyone wins


from all kids love spiked bat, released November 7, 2010
guest vocals by K8



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